I Can See Your House From Here! »
Ever get that feeling you’re being watched? Well if your phone is infected with the newly-developed PlaceRaider software, YOU ARE (oh and it’s building a 3D model of your bedroom).
Famous Mentalist Predicts Zuckerberg's Demise »
Facebook Death Watch: While the Project iFaust team has been busy pulling overtime in preparation for this fall’s Beta Test (stay tuned for details!), professional mentalist “The Amazing Kreskin” is predicting a regime change at Facebook…
29 Percent of Americans Think Cloud Computing Comes From Real Clouds »
Project iFaust recommends carrying a wifi-enable umbrella at all times for optimal cloud reception.
Mr. Sulzberger, Tear Down This Wall! »
Print Media Death Watch: Over 20% of newspapers now have online pay walls.
Fake Follower Fever! »
Hot on the heels of this expose about fake followers on Twitter, a totally-not-self-promoting website called Fake Follower Check reported that a staggering 70 percent of Barack Obama’s 19 million Twitter followers were actually fake or inactive accounts.
… Then someone else ran the same check using their site and found only 31 percent were fake. Fake Follower Check has since conceded that their tool only uses a random sampling of 1,000 followers to make its determination, thus making it about as reliable as American electorate.
Twitter Shocker! Follows for Sale on the Black Market! »
It’s almost like they’re saying the number of followers you have doesn’t actually mean anything! #blasphemy
America's Plan X: "Dominate the Cyber Battlespace" »
Forget the super-secret roboblob— DARPA’s real plan is for total Internet domination (with your help).
This Is Just Getting Repetitive »
Facebook Death Watch: Facebook stock falls to new low of [INSERT NUMBER HERE] spelling further signs of [CHOOSE ONE: financial trouble / Wall Street woes / Zuckerproblems].
Is DARPA’s color-changing creepy-crawly roboblob the future of robotics?
(Source: mobile.theverge.com)
Facebook Freefall »
Facebook Death Watch: Facebook shares hit a new low, thus making you less valuable by association.
