Ever get that feeling you’re being watched? Well if your phone is infected with the newly-developed PlaceRaider software, YOU ARE (oh and it’s building a 3D model of your bedroom).
Facebook Death Watch: While the Project iFaust team has been busy pulling overtime in preparation for this fall’s Beta Test (stay tuned for details!), professional mentalist “The Amazing Kreskin” is predicting a regime change at Facebook…
Project iFaust recommends carrying a wifi-enable umbrella at all times for optimal cloud reception.
Print Media Death Watch: Over 20% of newspapers now have online pay walls.
Hot on the heels of this expose about fake followers on Twitter, a totally-not-self-promoting website called Fake Follower Check reported that a staggering 70 percent of Barack Obama’s 19 million Twitter followers were actually fake or inactive accounts.
… Then someone else ran the same check using their site and found only 31 percent were fake. Fake Follower Check has since conceded that their tool only uses a random sampling of 1,000 followers to make its determination, thus making it about as reliable as American electorate.
It’s almost like they’re saying the number of followers you have doesn’t actually mean anything! #blasphemy
Forget the super-secret roboblob— DARPA’s real plan is for total Internet domination (with your help).
Facebook Death Watch: Facebook stock falls to new low of [INSERT NUMBER HERE] spelling further signs of [CHOOSE ONE: financial trouble / Wall Street woes / Zuckerproblems].
Is DARPA’s color-changing creepy-crawly roboblob the future of robotics?
Facebook Death Watch: Facebook shares hit a new low, thus making you less valuable by association.